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Anti-vape posters bring Juul usage among student body from 70% to under 20% overnight.

PRINCETON, NJ- Many attempts have been made by Princeton High School to curb underage use of electronic cigarettes and vaping devices, which have taken the school district’s and the nation’s youth by storm. Most efforts have proven entirely ineffective in cutting down the number of “juulers” from a record high 70% of students. Last week’s … Continue reading

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Peer Group Leader Forgets Curriculum, Accidentally Dispenses Meaningful Advice

Disaster struck yesterday afternoon when a Peer Group leader was blindsided by a freshman’s question about a personal issue and, forgetting appropriate situational conduct, haphazardly answered it. The leader, who has asked to remain anonymous, was approached by a member of his group after their weekly meeting who was concerned about a party he was … Continue reading

NASA’s Cassini Spacecraft Crashes Into PHS Band Room
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NASA’s Cassini Spacecraft Crashes Into PHS Band Room

After two decades of exploring Saturn’s beautiful rings and moons, NASA’s Cassini Spacecraft suffered a critical systems failure, causing it to plummet directly into the PHS Band room. Several stands, chairs, and the prestige the band program had been building for decades were all lost in the destruction.Cassini’s flight specialist Dan Ascher commented, “We were … Continue reading

Teen Pep to Take Over Driver’s Education, Dedicate Curriculum to ‘Postponing Vehicular Activity’
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Teen Pep to Take Over Driver’s Education, Dedicate Curriculum to ‘Postponing Vehicular Activity’

School Board President Beth Kingston announced at Tuesday’s meeting that the Driver’s Education course would now be taught by Teen Pep. The announcement included details to the new curriculum which dedicates 20% of teaching time to a unit entitled “Postponing Vehicular Activity.” Kingston stated that this new unit of study would teach students that the … Continue reading