Student Life

Study Confirms 100% of PHS Students Work at Cheeburger Cheeburger

A recent study by The Dungeon Statistics Department has confirmed that every PHS Student is currently employed at local eatery Cheeburger Cheeburger. Many recent guests at the restaurant have been shocked by the notable quantity of PHS students working there as hosts, waiters and chefs.

A more thorough investigation of this phenomenon revealed that, when asked the question “Do you work at Cheeburger?”, 100% of PHS students responded “yes.” Similar responses were issued to such questions as “Do all of your friends work at Cheeburger?”, “Do all of your classmates work at Cheeburger?”, and “Was 9/11 an inside job?”

Cheeburger Cheeburger manager Thomas Sanderson (PHS class of 2004) has stated that “Cheeburger is a great, fun for the whole family kind of restaurant where folks can enjoy a nice meal that has been prepared and served by the entire student body of Princeton High School.” PHS students are valuable assets to Cheeburger; they have very high standards for food, as they have enjoyed years of access to the gourmet bounty that is the PHS cafeteria (commonly referred to as the “Eating Commons”).


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