Student Life

An Inside Look at the PHS Budget

Have you ever wondered what happened to all of PHS’s money? Wonder no more. The Dungeon Dept. of Fiscal Snoopery has obtained a list of all of PHS’s major expenditures for the 2013-14 school year.


Goldy’s annual salary: $4,000,000

Expenses for Nothing But Vocals’ upcoming performance at Carnegie Hall: $5,000

Paint for the blue stripe in the stairwell: $8,000

High-tech heart rate monitor wristbands to be used in gym class: $10,000

A functional air conditioning system: $0

Band trip to Berklee: $5,000

Band trip to Disney: $10,000

Band trip to Europe: $50,000

Band trip to the Moon: $1,000,000

Commission for the genius who designed this architectural triumph: $5,000

Half the door, half the price.

Half the door, half the price.

Tower copy-editors and proofreaders: $12,000

Tower Sudoku copy-editors and proofreaders: $12

The brand new track: $15

New 3D printers: $3,000

2D printers that actually work: $0

A Little Night Music Budget: $500,000

Combined budget of all other Spectacle Theatre productions: $400

A suggested salary for Principal Gary Snyder, meticulously calculated by The Dungeon Dept. of Business and Finance: $15

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