Student Life

Principal Snyder Locks Gold Keys Inside Car

Every year PHS juniors and seniors gather together to celebrate students who have shown impressive dedication to their community, by awarding them with the prestigious Gold Key. Unfortunately, the administration may have to postpone the ceremony, which was initially scheduled for tomorrow, as unforeseen circumstances have made the Gold Keys unavailable. Principal Snyder, according to the latest reports, has locked the Gold Keys inside his car.

“Ah jeez, I can see them right there on the seat,” the visibly distraught principal told Dungeon reporters. “Has anyone seen my Gold Coat Hanger?”

At press time, Snyder was reportedly discussing plans to attempt to break the car’s window with his trusty bike helmet. Ultimately, these plans were abandoned in favor of simply tweeting about the predicament. While most students remain unperturbed by the principal’s blunder, the close friends of last year’s Gold Key winners are very concerned.



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