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The Tower Copyrights PHS Tower Building

In an act of sheer madness on Sunday, The Tower newspaper claimed the copyrights to the infamous PHS Tower building. “Basically, we’ve always owned this school,” said the paper’s Editor-In-Chief. “So we thought it would be fitting to actually legally own the school’s iconic structure.”

The chief went on to explain that the paper isn’t messing around with its new property. “We’re going to have a 24/7 team of expert web surfers. Any photo with even a single brick of the PHS Tower in view is going to be investigated. We will look for you. We will find you. And we will sue you. I don’t care if it’s a stupid profile picture. This is our tower, and no one else can have it.”


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