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The Dungeon’s Year in Review

2016: Year of the Blog


“I derive immense pleasure from making high schoolers stand outside for a half hour or so.”

-Whoever made those swatting calls


“It’s been a pleasure doing business with you PHS.”

-Customink


“Let’s check to see if there’s a new Dungeon article today.”

-Sadly misled readers


“Phew, that was a close one!”

-Owner of the hand in the beer pong photo


“Please buy our shirts.”1

-The Dungeon

1We still have some shirts please message us if you’re interested please we’re accumulating credit card debt.


“And now for the fun fact of the week: we suck!”

-Tiger News


“We love Princeton High School!”

-The good people of Seaside Heights


“For five thousand years I’ve waited to ascend to the throne of Principal of Princeton High, and I’ve finally made it.”

-[name withheld]


“Let’s just dispel this rumor that the PHS administration doesn’t know what they’re doing, they know exactly what they’re doing.”

-Marco Rubio


2016 Dungeon Superlatives:

Most emotional assembly: The handbook meeting

Cutest couple that never was: Debate and an advisor

Most likely to stand you up for prom after requesting that you ask: Spork (we have screenshots)

Most improved: School reputation

Most likely to be ignored: The 18 absences rule

Best dressed: Teachers that know they’re being evaluated that day

Worst case of senioritis: Gary Snyder

Worst in general: The Tower

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