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PHS’s Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions

It’s that time of year again…
Here are PHS’s top 10 resolutions for 2017!

10. Find out what a kombucha is.

9. Become meme.

8. Find out where your locker is.

7. Pay $3,000 to go on a charity trip to a third-world country and snap selfies with poor people.

6. Plagiarize better.

5. Subtly oppress all of your peers whilst obnoxiously promoting tolerance.

4. Plagiarize more well.

3. Complain more about the election results.

2. Solve all of society’s problems with a killer Facebook post.

1. Do everything perfectly while being adorably bad at everything.


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