The Dungeon’s Official Back to School Shopping List for the 2018-19 School Year
Welcome back everybody!
Despite circulating rumors of the Dungeon’s demise and a sad Facebook messenger chat of Tower rejects attempting a takeover, we here at the Dungeon have worked tirelessly this summer to compile a back to school shopping list for new and returning PHS students.
- Two three ring binders and five folders of various colors for your world language teacher
- Obnoxiously bouncy basketball to cross ankles with
- Enough cocaine to last the duration of Tiger Time
- No less than 52 highlighters of all different shades for English class
- Freshman repellent spray for congested staircases
- Smart watch or second fake phone for math tests
- Your summer reading book*
- Gas mask for juul lounges/bathrooms
- Speaker to blast your fire playlist in the hallway
- $20,000 in an offshore account for schedule changes
Thanks for reading, and from the entire Dungeon staff, we wish you another happy, therapy dog filled school year!