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The Dungeon’s Official Back to School Shopping List for the 2018-19 School Year

The Dungeon’s Official Back to School Shopping List for the 2018-19 School Year

 

Welcome back everybody!

 

Despite circulating rumors of the Dungeon’s demise and a sad Facebook messenger chat of Tower rejects attempting a takeover, we here at the Dungeon have worked tirelessly this summer to compile a back to school shopping list for new and returning PHS students.

 

  • Two three ring binders and five folders of various colors for your world language teacher
  • Obnoxiously bouncy basketball to cross ankles with
  • Enough cocaine to last the duration of Tiger Time
  • No less than 52 highlighters of all different shades for English class
  • Freshman repellent spray for congested staircases
  • Smart watch or second fake phone for math tests
  • Your summer reading book*
  • Gas mask for juul lounges/bathrooms
  • Speaker to blast your fire playlist in the hallway
  • $20,000 in an offshore account for schedule changes

 

*Optional

 

Thanks for reading, and from the entire Dungeon staff, we wish you another happy, therapy dog filled school year!

 

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