PHS Junior’s Ego Impossibly Large After Becoming Admin of Club’s Facebook Group
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PHS Junior’s Ego Impossibly Large After Becoming Admin of Club’s Facebook Group

Martin Guiteau ’18, who was given administrative privileges over the PHS Landscaping Club Facebook group following his hard-fought win in the club’s presidential election, has reportedly not shut up about it since. Guiteau is a long-time member of the club. He has been a part of the organization since its creation two years ago, a … Continue reading

The Dungeon’s Year in Review
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The Dungeon’s Year in Review

2016: Year of the Blog “I derive immense pleasure from making high schoolers stand outside for a half hour or so.” -Whoever made those swatting calls “It’s been a pleasure doing business with you PHS.” -Customink “Let’s check to see if there’s a new Dungeon article today.” -Sadly misled readers “Phew, that was a close … Continue reading

Freshman Officers Already Making Life Changing School Alterations
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Freshman Officers Already Making Life Changing School Alterations

Less than a week after being elected to the famously hard-working Student Council, new freshman officers have already released a plan of action that will change PHS forever. Among other initiatives, representatives have proposed reforming the letter day system, which they criticized as “too confusing,” rewriting the English I curriculum, which is reportedly “too boring,” … Continue reading

Thought-Provoking Discussion of Race Featured in Tower Joke Issue
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Thought-Provoking Discussion of Race Featured in Tower Joke Issue

The Tower joke issue is an annual PHS tradition wherein the usually serious school newspaper lightheartedly pokes fun at itself and the PHS community. It features everything from mock headlines to inside jokes to the time-honored “Tower Staff Doing Things You Wouldn’t Expect the Tower Staff to Do” section. This year, the Tower elected to … Continue reading

7 Essential PHS Clubs You Didn’t Know Were Getting Shut Down
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7 Essential PHS Clubs You Didn’t Know Were Getting Shut Down

As of December 1st, PHS teachers will no longer supervise extracurricular activities for which they are not compensated, a response to the ongoing contract issues between the teachers and the Board of Education. This means it’s time for PHS to say goodbye to the following beloved student organizations: 1. Moonshine Club Since 1922, Moonshine Club … Continue reading

Upcoming Interactive Spork Issue to Include Entire Rotisserie Chicken in Centerfold
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Upcoming Interactive Spork Issue to Include Entire Rotisserie Chicken in Centerfold

In an effort to expand its horizons and pave the way for new forms of food-based media, Spork, PHS’s culinary magazine, has introduced an issue that includes an entire Whole Foods roasted rotisserie chicken in its centerfold. This feature will allow readers to enjoy an innovative, multi-media food experience that culinary journalists once dismissed as inconceivable. “We believe that … Continue reading