The Dungeon’s Official Back to School Shopping List for the 2018-19 School Year
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The Dungeon’s Official Back to School Shopping List for the 2018-19 School Year

The Dungeon’s Official Back to School Shopping List for the 2018-19 School Year   Welcome back everybody!   Despite circulating rumors of the Dungeon’s demise and a sad Facebook messenger chat of Tower rejects attempting a takeover, we here at the Dungeon have worked tirelessly this summer to compile a back to school shopping list … Continue reading

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Anti-vape posters bring Juul usage among student body from 70% to under 20% overnight.

PRINCETON, NJ- Many attempts have been made by Princeton High School to curb underage use of electronic cigarettes and vaping devices, which have taken the school district’s and the nation’s youth by storm. Most efforts have proven entirely ineffective in cutting down the number of “juulers” from a record high 70% of students. Last week’s … Continue reading

Colleges Fall All Over Themselves To Admit Sophomore Wearing Harvard Sweater
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Colleges Fall All Over Themselves To Admit Sophomore Wearing Harvard Sweater

After flaunting a crimson Harvard sweater in school on Tuesday, Natasha Simmons ’19 has been flooded with offers of admission from nearly every top university in the nation. “Well, that certainly doesn’t surprise me!” said Mrs. DiMatteo, Simmons’ chemistry teacher upon hearing the news. “She’s been wearing Cornell and Duke hoodies to school for the … Continue reading

Junior’s Last Thread of College Hopes Shredded with Discovery of Naviance
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Junior’s Last Thread of College Hopes Shredded with Discovery of Naviance

  Princeton High School Junior Adam Norton was admitted to the University Medical Center on Sunday night after what his parents described as a “painful, unsettling ordeal.” According to the student’s mother, Anne Norton, Adam was already feeling down about a few of his Quarter 3 grades when PHS college counselor Patti Lieberman sent out … Continue reading

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Peer Group Leader Forgets Curriculum, Accidentally Dispenses Meaningful Advice

Disaster struck yesterday afternoon when a Peer Group leader was blindsided by a freshman’s question about a personal issue and, forgetting appropriate situational conduct, haphazardly answered it. The leader, who has asked to remain anonymous, was approached by a member of his group after their weekly meeting who was concerned about a party he was … Continue reading